The Joel Train

i fell asleep in physics again today.  We have 3 days left in the semester and i have yet to figure out how to stay awake in his class.  my eyes cross and i know im in trouble.  then my head starts to sway.  i must look like a vicious cobra, my eyes crossed, head swaying in a long arc from side to side.  i wonder what my physics professor must think.  after i snap out of it i always look up at him to see if he noticed.  He doesnt really make eye contact with me anymore.

i managed to lift 205 lbs on the bench press yesterday. i was really excited about it when i did it.  ive been lifting weights for ten weeks trying to break the 200 mark.  i was alittle disappointed though. the two guys ive been working out with, roger and raphael, couldnt take the test.  Roger, an ox like fella, blew a blood vessel in his head a few weeks ago (swear to god) and his attendance in class has been spotty at best.  Raphael hurt his arm over the weekend arm wrestling ("at least i beat him!").  Even with just one arm, he still managed to cream me in basketball.