Friday, July 30, 2004
must be productive this weekend
so here something that keeps happening to me that i find interesting.
im not a bad student. in fact, more times than not, i end up helping other students get a concept or figure out a problem. sometimes there's a group of students, and i have to go to the board so everybody can see. i secretly get a big fat boner everytime this happens. so i turn to the group and slowly unbutton my pants and...oh. sorry, i forgot which blog this was...
anywho, i really enjoy the pseudo teaching i get to do from time to time. I get a good response each time i do it, someone invariably asks if i plan to be a teacher. I never know how to answer that.
i like teaching because it combines the center of attention thing with the "listen to me cause i know what im talking about" thing. i'd like to try my hand at teaching, maybe someday i'll get to be a highschool economics teacher, or teach accounting at community college. i couldnt teach grade school though. i havent told my wife this, but most little kids i want to secretly tie up and drag behind the car. I do love the kids, i just wish they'd shut the hell up and keep still.
maybe im just bitter. today is my wife's last day at work. she's spent the last 7 years at the local jewish community center as a preschool teacher. seven years of raising other people's children. parents drop their kids off at 6 weeks old, so that they can rush back to their jobs and feel productive. meanwhile the guilt of abandoning these kids in daycare for 10 hours a day keeps them from saying no when they do see them. so what do you get? a bunch of sweet faced monsters that cant behave cause they're all secretly pissed at their parents. teenage angst strikes pretty young these days.
Meanwhile Ana, who actually spends more time with these babies than the parents, is treated like a fucking servant. I think its amazing how these rich jcc moms get all buddy buddy with the preschool teachers. the teacher thinks she's being treated like a peer, when really the mom just needs a babysitter for saturday night. i cant stand it.
im sure she'll enjoy getting to take a break from child care. now we'll be able to focus all our energy on getting our multilevel marketing business off the ground.
thats what i really like about mlm, you never have to worry someones being nice to you just cause they want something.
what...
im not a bad student. in fact, more times than not, i end up helping other students get a concept or figure out a problem. sometimes there's a group of students, and i have to go to the board so everybody can see. i secretly get a big fat boner everytime this happens. so i turn to the group and slowly unbutton my pants and...oh. sorry, i forgot which blog this was...
anywho, i really enjoy the pseudo teaching i get to do from time to time. I get a good response each time i do it, someone invariably asks if i plan to be a teacher. I never know how to answer that.
i like teaching because it combines the center of attention thing with the "listen to me cause i know what im talking about" thing. i'd like to try my hand at teaching, maybe someday i'll get to be a highschool economics teacher, or teach accounting at community college. i couldnt teach grade school though. i havent told my wife this, but most little kids i want to secretly tie up and drag behind the car. I do love the kids, i just wish they'd shut the hell up and keep still.
maybe im just bitter. today is my wife's last day at work. she's spent the last 7 years at the local jewish community center as a preschool teacher. seven years of raising other people's children. parents drop their kids off at 6 weeks old, so that they can rush back to their jobs and feel productive. meanwhile the guilt of abandoning these kids in daycare for 10 hours a day keeps them from saying no when they do see them. so what do you get? a bunch of sweet faced monsters that cant behave cause they're all secretly pissed at their parents. teenage angst strikes pretty young these days.
Meanwhile Ana, who actually spends more time with these babies than the parents, is treated like a fucking servant. I think its amazing how these rich jcc moms get all buddy buddy with the preschool teachers. the teacher thinks she's being treated like a peer, when really the mom just needs a babysitter for saturday night. i cant stand it.
im sure she'll enjoy getting to take a break from child care. now we'll be able to focus all our energy on getting our multilevel marketing business off the ground.
thats what i really like about mlm, you never have to worry someones being nice to you just cause they want something.
what...
# posted by joel @ 1:41 PM 
